Poor dogs. They really are pushovers. When they see someone they love that’s in trouble – they’ll risk their life without a moments thought. But if an adorable ball of fluff steals their bed – they’re like “ahh…whatever..” But the problem is chronic. Cats are stealing dogs’ beds at an unfathomable rate. When will the madness stop!
So here’s what I reckon these cats or dogs were thinking during the act of the “stealing of the bed”. (And yes I know all dogs aren’t boys and all cats aren’t girls – but in a weird way they kinda are, right?)
1 Mississippi. 2 Mississippi. 3 Mississippi. Oh she's never leaving is she?
Pssst. Have you told her to move yet. You've fallen asleep haven't you. Ok we'll try again tomorrow.
Its pointless argiung. She never listens.
Is this what my Dad means by bed head?
Eh, hello. Am I the only one seeing this?! Yeh. Thought so.
I didn't like that bed anyway. Gave me nightmares. Yep. I like floor.
If my friends see this I'll be ridiculed for life. Maybe I should join a gym.
It's coming up to Halloween, so, to be frank, there's no way I'm messin' with that. Haven’t you seen the “Exorcist”?
You can stare all you want. Ellens dancing with Obama. I ain't movin.
Just stay in the corner, y'hear!
Mom! You promised this wouldn't happen…!
Don’t worry, it’s all part of my cosmic safety plan. She said that when the aliens come, if I hide under here and she sleeps in my bed then they'll abduct her instead.
No, I'm definitely not intimidated. Yes, her mother did threaten me once. But that was a long time ago. I'm over it now. I prefer hard cold floors anyhoo.
Oh this is just embarrassing.
Really. I'm assuming you're ok with this blatant thievery by your flagrant use of your iphone camera. It's at times like this I wish I was adopted.
At least they didn't take my bone. Yet.
Seriously, this chair is really comfortable. Thanks for asking though.
Cats right, the floor is way better for my back. Honest.
It ain't right. It just ain't right.
He's actually way more comfy than his bed!
You can whimper all you want. I’m the Rihanna of this bed now so suck it up.
One dog decided to do something about this travesty, but alas, he was caught in the act!
Want my bed do ya? Well how about we figh…oh hi Mom, was just tucking the cat in. Please dont put this on the internet.
Of course cats aren’t evil – they just love their comfort…and because dogs love them as a member of their own family – they’re only too happy to indulge them!
Hope this put a smile on your face – if it did – share it with someone who also loves dogs, cats, monkeys or frisbees – or just needs to smile!