Uncategorized Here’s Hilarious Proof That Cats Are Evil And Dogs Are Pushovers. I...

Here’s Hilarious Proof That Cats Are Evil And Dogs Are Pushovers. I Can’t Stop Laughing.

Poor dogs. They really are pushovers. When they see someone they love that’s in trouble – they’ll risk their life without a moments thought. But if an adorable ball of fluff steals their bed – they’re like “ahh…whatever..” But the problem is chronic. Cats are stealing dogs’ beds at an unfathomable rate. When will the madness stop!

So here’s what I reckon these cats or dogs were thinking during the act of the “stealing of the bed”. (And yes I know all dogs aren’t boys and all cats aren’t girls – but in a weird way they kinda are, right?)

1 Mississippi. 2 Mississippi. 3 Mississippi. Oh she's never leaving is she?
1 Mississippi. 2 Mississippi. 3 Mississippi. Oh she's never leaving is she

Pssst. Have you told her to move yet. You've fallen asleep haven't you. Ok we'll try again tomorrow.
Pssst. Have you told her to move yet. You've fallen aslepp haven't you. Ok we'll try again tomorrow.

Its pointless argiung. She never listens.
Its pointless argiung. She never listens.

Is this what my Dad means by bed head?
Brings a new meaning to bed head doesn't it. Woof.

Eh, hello. Am I the only one seeing this?! Yeh. Thought so.
Eh, hello. Am I the only one seeing this. Yeh. Thought so.

I didn't like that bed anyway. Gave me nightmares. Yep. I like floor.
I didn't like that bed anyway. Gave me nightmares. Yep. I like floor.

If my friends see this I'll be ridiculed for life. Maybe I should join a gym.
If my friends see this I'll be ridiculed for life. Maybe I should join a gym.

It's coming up to Halloween, so, to be frank, there's no way I'm messin' with that. Haven’t you seen the “Exorcist”?
It's coming up to Halloween, so, to be frank, there's no way I'm messin' with that.

You can stare all you want. Ellens dancing with Obama. I ain't movin.
You can stare all you want. Ellens dancing with Obama. I ain't movin.

Just stay in the corner, y'hear!
Just stay in the corner, y'hear

Mom! You promised this wouldn't happen…!
Mom! You promised this wouldn't happen...!

Don’t worry, it’s all part of my cosmic safety plan. She said that when the aliens come, if I hide under here and she sleeps in my bed then they'll abduct her instead.
No all is cool...she said that when the aliens come if I hide under here and she sleeps in my bed then they'll

No, I'm definitely not intimidated. Yes, her mother did threaten me once. But that was a long time ago. I'm over it now. I prefer hard cold floors anyhoo.
No, I'm definitely not intimated. Yes, her mother did threaten me once. But that was a long time ago. I'm over it now. I prefer hard cold floors anyhoo.

No. Just….No.
No. Please. No.

Oh this is just embarrassing.
Oh this is just embarrassing.

Really. I'm assuming you're ok with this blatant thievery by your flagrant use of your iphone camera. It's at times like this I wish I was adopted.
Really. I'm assuming you're ok with this blatant thievery by your flagrant use of your iphone camera. It's at times like this I wish I was adopted.

At least they didn't take my bone. Yet.
At least they didn't take my bone. Yet.

Seriously, this chair is really comfortable. Thanks for asking though.
Seriously, this chair is really comfortable. Thanks for asking though.

Cats right, the floor is way better for my back. Honest.
Shes right the floor is way better for my back.

It ain't right. It just ain't right.
It ain't right. It just ain't right.

He's actually way more comfy than his bed!
He's actually way more comfy than his bed

You can whimper all you want. I’m the Rihanna of this bed now so suck it up.
You can look whimper all you want. I rule this bed now. Suck it up.

One dog decided to do something about this travesty, but alas, he was caught in the act!

Want my bed do ya? Well how about we figh…oh hi Mom, was just tucking the cat in. Please dont put this on the internet.
Want my bed do ya Well how about we figh...oh hi Mom, was just tucking the cat in. Please dont put this on the internet.

Of course cats aren’t evil – they just love their comfort…and because dogs love them as a member of their own family – they’re only too happy to indulge them!

Hope this put a smile on your face – if it did – share it with someone who also loves dogs, cats, monkeys or frisbees – or just needs to smile!