Uncategorized When Kids Go Shopping: What Are they really thinking?

When Kids Go Shopping: What Are they really thinking?

You wanna take your kids shopping? Ok. But let this be a warning to you!!!

1. Papa warned me. I wouldn't listen. I just wouldn't listen.
Papa warned me. I wouldn't listen. I just wouldn't listen.

2. I actually find shopping a very relaxing experience. Don’t know why my parents come back so frazzled. They’ve obviously got issues.
Shopping is a drag

3. Open the door. I dare you.
Open the door. I dare you.

4. Demons I summon you. Come forth and destroy this HYPERMARKET HELLHOLE.
Demons I summon you. Come forth and destroy this HYPERMARKET HELLHOLE.

5. Ok theyre heading over to the pointy bra area. On the count of three, lets run.
Ok theyre heading over to the knicker area. On the count of three, lets run.

6. Go on without me guys. I'm done.
Go on without me guys. I'm done.

7. I learned the art of camouflage back in ‘Nam. Now excuse me while I nap.
I learned the art of camouflage back in the Cubs days. Now excuse me while I napify the situation.

8. I warned you. I said I didn't wana go. Now you must pay.
I warned you. I said I didn't wana go. Now you must pay.

9. If I get evicted, thats no problem. I've got a secret hideaway upstairs no-one knows about.
If I get evicted, thats no problem. I've got a secret hideaway upstairs no-one knows about.

10. Maybe if I count to 1 million it will all end. 1 Mississippi…2 Mississippi…
Maybe if I count to 1 million it will all end. 1 Mississippi...2 Mississippi...

11. My doctor told me not to stress my lower transversospinalis muscles…ahh who am I kidding, I hate shopping. If she wants to bring me, I'll make her suffer.
My doctor told me not to ...ahh who am I kidding, I hate shopping. If she wants to bring me, I'll make her suffer.

12. Some people like to sleep on goose feathers. Me. I like goose liver.
Some people like to sleep on goose feathers. Me. I like goose liver.

13. Thats where she gets all that extra milk?!?!
Thats where she gets all that extra milk

14. I saw some other little dude do this at the top of this page – he made it look better than it is. Home now, please.
I saw some other little dude do this at the top of this post. So I thought Id give it a go too.

15. You can be my new Mom and Sister… if you promise me you'll never take me shopping. It's my only condition.
You can be my new Mom and Sister... if you promise me you'll never take me shopping. It's my only condition.

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