Uncategorized 21 Useless Life Hacks You’ll Probably Never Use

21 Useless Life Hacks You’ll Probably Never Use

The world is overflowing with amazingly useless life hacks: from cutting cake with floss, to microwaving your spoon for 30 seconds so you can scrape out frozen ice cream (for real).

So on that note – here’s another 21 useless life hacks that you may just in fact use. Or not. Whatever.


1. WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night of red wine?! Then neck a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.
WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinkingSource: giphy.com

2. If you see someone choking on an ice cube, don’t panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down their throat and hey presto! Blockage is gone.
If you see someone choking on an ice cube, don't panic.Source: giphy.com

3. RAPPERS: Avoid having to say – “Know what I’m sayin'” all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place.
RAPPERS - Avoid having to saySource: giphy.com

4. SHOES last twice as long if only worn half as often.
SHOES last twice as long if only worn every other day.Source: lexlovescouture.com

5. SINGLE MEN: Convince people you have a girlfriend by standing outside FOREVER 21 with bags of shopping, whilst checking your watch impatiently.
SINGLE MEN Convince people you have a girlfriendSource: giphy.com

6. YOUNG mothers: Calm hysterical children by firmly slapping their legs.
YOUNG mothers - Calm hysterically crying children inSource: giphy.com

7. HORSE whisperers: Speak louder. The animals will hear you more clearly, thus speeding up training times.
HORSE whisperers Speak louder. The animals will hear you more clearlySource: giphy.com

8. DON’T waste money on expensive iPods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to “switch tracks”, simply hum a different song.
DON'T waste money on expensive iPods. Simply think of your favourite tune and I hum it.Source: 912dev.com

9. BANGING two pistachio nut shells together will give the impression a very small horse is approaching.
BANGING two pistachio nut shells together gives the'Source: gifrific.com

10. Avoid cutting yourself while clumsily slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them – while you chop away.
Avoid cutting yourself while clumsily slicing vegetables bySource: giphy.com

11. AVOID parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers turned to ‘fast wipe’ whenever you leave your car parked illegally.
AVOID parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers turnedSource: giphy.com

12. SHOPPERS. When buying oranges, get more for your money by peeling them before taking them to the counter to be weighed.
SHOPPERS. When buying oranges, getSource: izismile.com

13. DETER ORGAN thieves from stealing your innards by swallowing several mousetraps minutes before your death.
DETER ORGAN thieves from stealing your innards by swallowing severalSource: giphy.com

14. HOUSEWIVES. Wean your husbands onto raw eggs without them realising by removing the sand from your egg timer one grain at a time.
HOUSEWIVES. Wean your husbands onto raw eggs without them realisingSource: thinksteroids.com

15. DAYTIME TV viewers. Want to win those phone-in prizes? Follow this easy guide to answering multiple choice questions: (a) is the answer, (b) rhymes with the answer and (c) is in no way the answer.
DAYTIME TV viewers. Want to win those phone-in prizesSource: giphy.com

16. BARMAIDS. Pour all my friends’ beers first, and THEN my Guinness, to ensure half my night is spent at the bar.
BARMAIDS. Pour all my mates' lagers firstSource: giphy.com

17. ANARCHISTS. When smashing the state, take care not to burn down your social security office.
ANARCHISTS. When smashing the state, take care not to burn downSource: giphy.com

18. WOULD-BE criminals. Before you commit a crime, get a foretaste of what the world would look like from inside a prison by holding a fork up close to your eye.
WOULD-BE criminals. Before you commit a crime, get a foretaste of whatSource: degrassi.wikia.com

19. MEN. MAKE women think you are a good lover by cutting scratches in your back, before walking shirtless along the beach.
MEN. MAKE women think you are a good lover by cuttingSource: gifsoup.com

20. JOURNALISTS for local TV stations. Fool viewers into thinking you have been sent abroad by waiting a few seconds before answering questions the presenter asks you. JOURNALISTS for local TV stationsSource: giphy.com

21. SAVE TIME by only ever watching one Bruce Willis movie. SAVE TIME by only ever watching one Bruce Willis movie.Source: giphy.com

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